But that doesnt change the fact that for me watching that shitty film, that finding Edward as a ‘perfect man’ or the ‘bad boy every girl wants’ is laughable. There’s so little dialogue between the two of them, just awkward teen nonsexual pauses, and he says this weird bullshit about her blood being awesome and zips around like a dolt.

That scene where he’s zipping up the hill in the woods? Someone needs to make a youtube video of that shit set to the Yodeling music from Price is Right.

I’ve used to tell Andrea that if she wanted sweeping adventure with a healthy dose of romance, there are hundreds of far better books I could point her towards, yet she doesn’t budge. I gave up on that a long time ago.

To make this meta-nerdy, the woman in my guild were freaking out over the New Moon trailer while the men were all “bleh” and “bunch of Mormon propaganda imo.”

I mean the Golden Compass book is good, but I didnt see the atheist community get in such a pinch and circle the wagons around it anyways.

But I guess maybe those girls are on to something, because we’re not going to get additional Hitchhikers Guide or His Dark Materials movies… They’ve got to vote it for every MTV award and buy the DVDs anyways so they can hopefully get a movie that doesnt suck.

Oh, and in joke for Dave:

“Line?”